5/2/11

Welcome, Won’t You?

In honor of the man who invented lightning.Do you like beans? Do you like George Wendt? Would you watch George Wendt in a bean-eating movie? Do questions like this keep you up at night?

Me neither. Please disregard the above and pay attention to the following:

This is my episode guide for Mystery Science Theater 3000--you know, that one show where silhouettes of puppets make fun of old movies. I've included reviews of all the films featured. Also included are guides to its ever-proliferating offspring. For the sake of clarity, I have separated these guides into the following sections:

Mystery Science Theater 3000
Rifftrax
Film Crew
Cinematic Titanic
Miscellaneous

For information on the guide itself, choose one of the following:

For an explanation on how I’ve set up the reviews, please see Anatomy of a Review.

For a warning regarding my incautious summary style, please see A Note on Spoilers. Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Guide.

For miscellaneous information about the various whys, hows, and where-to-fores, please see the FAQ.

If, for any reason, you feel you need to find me, here's my contact information.

Also, it is worth noting that, to my knowledge, George Wendt does not appear in any of the movies featured by the show and its progeny. Just thought you’d like to know.

It is also worth noting that, as of May 2011, Rifftrax forges ahead showing no signs of fatigue, while Cinematic Titanic continues their active tour schedule and may actually produce another DVD the next time the planets appear favorable.  The War of the Colossal Fan Guide is, unfortunately, no longer updating.