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If you want to know how Mariah Carey became an international superstar, you'll have to look much, much further than her famously bad starring vehicle. Thank goodness for inept attempts at fancy camera work, or it would have been boring as hell. Tomorrow: an eighties formula picture of almost Road Housian perfection.