9/4/07

It's Clobberin' Time, For What That's Worth

Welcome, won't you?

What happens when four disparate strangers confine themselves in an old penthouse to engage in sexual tension, superpowers, and petty escalating feuds? Only the best season of Big Brother ever! Or not. Sorry to get your hopes up.

Sadly, this is one of the very few situations in which a reality television version might have been preferable. I've just posted the my review of Rifftrax's treatment of The Fantastic Four, a gripping superhero drama in which the eponymous quartet sit around the house and bicker as if they were in an off episode of Friends. Come back tomorrow for long-awaited death of Captain Kirk in Star Trek: Generations.

Enjoy!