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Nicolas Cage is Cris "Frank Cadillac" Johnson in Next, something of which he ought to be deeply ashamed. The Rifftrax review has been posted here.

Also, I'm altering my reviews a bit. Instead of using an oversimplified rating system of my own devising, I'm going to start issuing ratings according to the same four star system used by nearly every newspaper in the country. (Here's why, in case you're interested.) Next is the first; the previous reviews will be converted over a little at a time.