12/12/07

"It's Not Every Day You See the Stupidest Thing You've Ever Seen."

Welcome, won't you?

There are lots of things to cover today. First, Happy Life Day everyone! Get into the wookiee holiday spirit with the family-friendly virtual hooker hair dryer in The "Star Wars" Holiday Special. Buy a hideous pantsuit to support our labor unions today! (Review posted here. No, I don't know why "Star Wars" is in quotes.)

Also: the next Rifftrax has been announced. Tuesday, December 18, 2007 will bring us back to the Marvel universe where something vague and misty threatens all mankind with annihilation. Only Jessica Alba can save us, in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

Also, also: MST3K.com has updated again with two new host segments lifted from the Joel era. The MST3K.com Guide has been updated accordingly.

Also, also, also: Happy Holidays from Rifftrax! Follow the link and scroll down for the video. Includes copious amounts of projectile vomiting, as well as ample cause for said vomit. Don't say I didn't warn you.