Forty Percent of All Accidents Account for Nearly Half of All Accidents

The deadliest invention known to man.Welcome, won't you?

Just one new host segment up at MST3K.com today, parodying the railroad-centric safety short Last Clear Chance. With enough practice you too can induce shame in your viewers with just a pencil, an engineer's hat, and a look of utter disdain. The Videos section of the MST3K.com Guide has been updated accordingly.