I'm Afraid Those Things Will Harm Me, 'Cause They Sure Don't Act Like Barney...

...and they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend.Welcome, won't you?

It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.

Good Idea: Cloning dinosaurs for study on a remote island.

Bad Idea: Parading human children in front of enormous carnivores.

Read my review of the Rifftrax for Jurassic Park here.