What Would Mr. Bungle Do?

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Today's Rifftrax short (review here) asks the all-important question referenced in the title. Would Mr. Bungle eat his carrots before his roast beef? Would he wear stripes or polka dots? Would he, under any circumstances, take out an adjustable rate mortgage? These are the sorts of questions that we need to be asking ourselves in our everyday lives--unceasingly, and in a semi-audible mumble.