Adding Cathy to My List of Inscrutable Mysteries

Non sequitur shorts: it's what's for dinner.Welcome, won't you?

This weekend's shorts took a little longer to digest... Get it? Because they're food related? Get it? If I promise to stop will you promise not to throw things at me?

Yes, I know the above was not funny, for which I am deeply sorry. Please accept this review by way of reparation, pertaining to the strangest shorts Mike and company have ever riffed.

Also: Certain previous MST3K reviews lacked screenshots of the film where none were available. These have now been refurbished with shiny new screenshots taken over the course of the last several weeks by none other than myself. You're welcome.