...But Then Two Got Skinny and Three Got Ice Cream and So On Down the Line Until We Got Eggroll with Six

Featuring special guest riffer Coco.Welcome, won't you?

We have a number of things to discuss today:

1) In the grand tradition of Shorty Got Low and Baby Got Back, Rifftrax has released One Got Fat, a short film that no doubt features a ridiculously named rapper waxing eloquent about female anatomy. Or it could be an utterly insane-looking little concoction about cyclists in papier-mache monkey masks. Find out which for only ninety-nine cents.

2) If you're one of those DRM-hating luddites who've been avoiding the early On-Demand shorts (A Visit to Santa, Act Your Age, Lunchroom Manners, and Cathy/Petaluma) then avoid no more. The previously DRM-only shorts have now been re-released in all their unprotected glory. If you've bought them previously, then they're already sitting in your download list, so no need to buy them again.

3) Two Darkstar updates in one week? Hell really has frozen over. There are no new updates to the News Section, but the initial splash screen has been updated, now listing the release date as Christmas 2008.

4) A representative sample of One Got Fat, found behind the cut.

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