4/21/08

Memento Mori

Porkpie hat?  Check.  Soul-less, eyeless monkey mask?  Check.  Earwax?  Checking...Welcome, won't you?

Do you hate monkeys? Do you wish nothing but death and misery upon scimiiformes in general? Do you revel in the sound effects of monkey bones being crushed under pavement engineering equipment, crackling like a bag of Doritos? If so, then I highly recommend One Got Fat, the bicycle safety short that hates monkeys with a burning, illogical passion.

If not, then you should probably watch it anyway, if only to gasp along with Mike, Bill and Kevin at the gruesome and repeated implied monkeycides. Read the review here.