An Open Letter to the Film Industry

Black-suit Spider-Man represents intrusive studio oversight.Dear Film Industry,

I realize that, due to the peculiar demands and nature of your work, you can't stop making bad movies. Would you at least consider making them shorter?



P.S.: My review of the latest Rifftrax pertaining to the interminable cringe-fest Spider-Man 3 has been posted.

P.P.S.: Welcome, won't you?