It's Like Grease, but Without the Strong Sense of Morality

From the way he's holding that knife, Matt looks more like he's about to pick his teeth than stab that girl.Welcome, won't you?

What do you get when a small number of promiscuous young adults frolic in the uncharted American wilderness? Every Dead Teenager flick since the 1970s, that's what. House of Wax might actually be slightly above average for the genre, but I don't care. I hate it anyway. The review has been posted here.

Also: A sample for the upcoming Rifftrax for The X-Files: Fight the Future, found behind the cut:

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