Shorts 2: The Shortening

Whatever you do, DO NOT agree to appear in any of the star's 'other projects'.Welcome, won't you?

Independence Day is upon us. Or will be tomorrow anyway. But I won't be at work tomorrow, and presumably the Rifftrax folks won't either, so we get our second dose of Eat-Our-Shorts madness today. In keeping with our upcoming national holiday, Rifftrax On Demand has released Patriotism, a presumably pro-American little educational number starring former radio celebrity, beloved sitcom star, and notorious amateur pornographer Bob Crane. Doesn't the mere description just fill your heart with national pride?

Pick it up here.