The World Is Your Three Pints of Oysters

Both will enhance your pastiness.Welcome, won't you?

The message of this short--well, one of many--seems to be "Don't buy it if you don't know what it is." That's actually good rule of thumb to follow when shopping outside the food arena too. In fact, no advice is too obvious and no purchase too ill-advised for the makers of Buying Food. Review here.