You Vacuous Holstein!

You vacuous Holstein!Welcome, won't you?

You vacuous Jersey? Doesn't have the same ring. Neither does "You vacuous Angus" or "You vacuous steer." There are probably other types of cattle I could plug into that phrase if I felt inclined to look them up, but no matter. I suspect that none would have the simple poetry of Mike's perfect misogynist insult, delivered about halfway through The Trouble with Women. Review here.