A Post Not Pertaining to Disturbingly Colored Fruit

Someone went to the 'Row of Faces' school of movie poster-making.  Just like most of his peers.Welcome, won't you?

I rely on spellcheck a little too much, I think, as I very nearly reviewed a non-existent film called The Curse of the Black Pear. I got it right eventually (I hope). Click here if you want to read my thoughts about Johnny Depp as the most eccentric and fascinating cinematic pirate in the history of film. There's a movie called Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl happening around him occasionally as well, but most of the time it's not worth mentioning. Funny Rifftrax, though.