Starring Jennifer Grey's Old Nose

Strictly Dirty Ballroom Dancing.Welcome, won't you?

Just as I had managed to make myself feel good about never having seen Dirty Dancing, in walks my wife, who looks at my newly-rented copy of the film and says "Oh, I loved that movie when I was a teenager." To clarify, my wife grew up behind the iron curtain, where apparently even the youth of Albania grew up with huge crushes on Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. I told her this was the first time I had ever seen it. She made fun of me.

I've seen it now, and here is the review, which should never be put into a corner.