Also Costars Beowulf, Sans Digital Abs

Raiders of the Almighty Dollar.Welcome, won't you?

If a major director ever set out to create a movie specifically for riffing purposes, he couldn't possibly do better than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, from Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas. From Stephen Spielberg: Expert pacing, stunning visuals, and crowds of people staring gapejawed at things just offscreen. From George Lucas: A story so disjointed and silly, even Pee Wee Herman would have asked him to tone it down. (Costars Shia LeBoeuf as an unholy combination of Anakin Skywalker and Jar Jar Binks.) I can't wait to see what Mike, Bill and Kevin do with this sucker. Grab it here.