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The Legacy of Blood review has been posted as promised, though without screenshots. I'll try to take some and upload them tonight before my Iron Man Rifftrax party. If I don't get to it in time, it'll have to wait for tomorrow. (Update: screenshots have now been added.) If you want the review in a nutshell, though, I'll just say that the Cinematic Titanic crew continues to sparkle in spite of dismal film selection, and in this case the film is particularly dismal.

And now, an announcement worthy of bold caps:

How would you rate this on a scale of Bill Corbett to Lou Ferrigno?HEY EVERYONE! FREE RIFFTRAX!

You need a decent broadband connection based in the United States, but if you meet those requirements, all you have to do is go here and watch Mike, Kevin and Bill take on the first television episode of The Incredible Hulk, featuring Lou Ferrigno, Bill Bixby, and an impressively stupid palooka trying (and failing) to imitate Marlon Brando and Sylvester Stallone at the same time. I'll probably be adding the review for this to the Rifftrax Video On Demand section, because I just don't know where else to put it.