Mommy, What's a "Chocolate Speedway"?

Proper flushing technique is even more important than a balanced breakfast.Welcome, won't you?

The latest Rifftrax short Good Health Practices has a lot of old saws about washing, resting and eating, but mostly it's about pooping. Did you know that people poop? Turns out they do! Just like cars! Review here.

Also, the Cinematic Titanic crew has performed in Minneapolis, riffing on a Tagalog vampire movie that we're sure to see available for sale on their site sometime in the future. Probably not the next one, though. Our current headlong rush into the holiday season makes me think we'll be getting something Christmas-flavored next.