Ho-Ho, Ho-Ho, Ho-Ho, Ho!

Clam Dip! Cream Horn! Soft Batch!Welcome, won't you?

Joel dropped the news in his blog last weekend, but now it's Email Club Official. The next Cinematic Titanic will be Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, released on November 20, 2008. The trailer can be seen here. (I hope. From this computer, I have no way of telling whether or not this link is good until I get home.) Enjoy!

Also: Everyone in my family is sick but me, and I've spent all my potential Indiana Jones-reviewing time trying to get them well again. I'm hoping to post a review for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull sometime within the next couple of days.