It's Raining Actual Dogs

Domesticated canine terror rains down from above!Welcome, won't you?

What do bicycles, community swimming pools and falling dogs have in common? Well, fear of them melted Rifftrax's servers for two whole days last week. Why did the Rifftrax tech monkeys spend forty-eight continuous hours overcoming these fears when a fifteen-second training montage would have sufficed? Didn't they watch their own short? My review of Overcoming Fear can be found here.