All Works Become Public Domain Upon Evidence of Their Creators' Fornication

So bland, so nearly comatose...Welcome, won't you?

How Much Affection may be a stodgy morality film from the fifties, but once you've sorted through all the vague advice and dire warnings, it seems like pretty much anything that doesn't end in teen pregnancy goes. Hell, even intellectual property theft is okay. Too bad it feels too long for its running time. They've done full-length movies that felt shorter than this. Review here.