Body-Painted Bloodsuckers of the South Pacific

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Ah, Blood of the Vampires, a film so unmoored from reality that it doesn't even know it's insane. One of the most cheerfully strange vampire movies I've ever seen--in fact, the only movie I've ever seen to inflict horrible death on all its major characters and still have the cojones to go for the happy ending. And it's the best Cinematic Titanic thus far. Review here.