How Much Can I Get Away With?

Enough to let her know you like her, and not enough to get you slapped.Welcome, won't you?

Didn't have to keep our fingers crossed for long, I guess. Rifftrax's latest short poses a question asked by horny, awkward teenage boys everywhere, How Much Affection? Seeing as how this was produced in 1958, I'm guessing the answer is "Not Very Much". Let's watch and find out, shall we?