In method four, she dresses in a bear costume and gets punched by Nicolas Cage.Welcome, won't you?

Let's take a hypothetical scenario. Let's say that Skenderberg (a.k.a. "me") posts a review of the latest Rifftrax short, You & Your Family. Do you:

a) Click the link above and read said review,

b) Mutter "subliterate hack" under your breath while deleting his site from your bookmarks, or

c) Put on a leopard suit and sing La Traviata?

Remember, there are no right or wrong answers.