The D-War to End All D-Wars

Dragon Wars is friend to all children.Welcome, won't you?

Looks like Mike, Kevin and Bill are making good on their Comic-Con promise to riff Dragon Wars: D-War, a nonsensical Korean fantasy that seamlessly combines CGI dragons with non sequitur crap. Not coincidentally, the DVD is cheaper to buy than rent, though you'll have to live with its continued presence on your shelf forever after if you go that route. Netflix customers can stream a copy of the film for no extra cost. It's due out next Monday, October 5, 2009.