9/16/09

Delighted by His Own Death

Little Tommy Tucker / sang for his supper / what did we give him / nothing, he was terrible / I threw a scotch bottle at his head.Welcome, won't you?

And now, a modernized version of Little Tommy Tucker, updated to bring it in line with his depiction in The Case Of Tommy Tucker, Part 1. Yes, I'm aware it doesn't rhyme. If you like, you can imagine bongos playing in the background.

Little Tommy Tucker
Took over the town,
Made it an auto safety police state, but
Got killed by careless driving anyway.

What did we give him?
An afterlife filled with rent-a-cops
And papier mache demons.
Review here.