They've Programmed Themselves to Become Larger Somehow

Ah!  Speed!Welcome, won't you?

The Dragon Wars: D-War riff is out. Pick yours up today. I know this movie only by reputation, so I'll be going in cold. My predictions include throngs of screaming bystanders, beleaguered military commanders shaking their heads as tanks are crushed underfoot, and at least one endangered child in hot pants. We'll see how I do.

Also, a Matrix Revolutions review is coming tomorrow.