The Boat Sinks in Spite of Rose's Uncovered Knockers

Tragedy!Welcome, won't you?

Did you know that Titanic is more than three hours long? I did, and was still unprepared for how mind-numbingly tedious it was. Not that it's badly made; I suspect I would have enjoyed it more if I was a fan of romance films. I suspect I might have enjoyed the Rifftrax more as well. Review here.