Call It Shirley

Call it Ishmael.Welcome, won't you?

I guess they're announcing shorts ahead of time now, 'cause the catalog lists Call It Free as slated for release tomorrow. Apparently it's about how to be a gas station attendant. I was a gas station attendant for the first year and a half of my college career, and it ain't rocket science. I'm wondering how they'll think up eight-to-ten minutes worth of things to say about it.