Dracula vs. Wolfman vs. Emo Chick

Effervescent zombies not included.Welcome, won't you?

The Rifftrax for The Twilight Saga: New Moon has been released, but you won't be able to grab the DVD until tomorrow at the earliest. I'm thinking I'll wait until early next week, and thus hopefully avoid the worst of the estrogen-maddened hordes. Grab the commentary here.