Thanks For the Nightmares

Ah pity da fool who don't wear a seat belt!Welcome, won't you?

Do you wear a seat belt while riding in the car? If you don't, your reason for not wearing one is probably dishearteningly stupid. The makers of Seat Belts: The Life Saving Habit would now like to enumerate the ways in which it is stupid, in alphabetical order. Oh, and here's some tiny crash test dummy torment to choke on, you potential child murderer. Review here.