I Wash My Clothes in Elephant Urine

Hilarity and full body casts ensue.Welcome, won't you?

Apparently washing your clothes in gasoline used to be a thing? More Dangerous Than Dynamite suggests you shouldn't do it, but what does it know? Check out the imaginary fad action in the latest Rifftrax short.

Also, it appears I won't be able to go to today's Rifftrax Live rebroadcast after all. Apparently they only show it in three theaters near me, and by "near me" they mean "half a day's drive distant." Hopefully they'll release another Live DVD at some point.