And Don't Call Batman This Time

A convocation of potential future Robins.Welcome, won't you?

Telephone For Help imparts the message that if you need help, you should telephone for it. You know, when you get around to it. Don't expect a big reaction, though. Emergency personnel are very bored with emergencies by now. Review here.

Reprinted "Pardon My Dust" note: The Great Rifftrax Renumbering Project(tm) proceeds apace. Thank you for your patience.