Your Life as a Paranoid Shut-In Is Well Underway

I could try to work in a Catherine O'Hara joke if you like.Welcome, won't you?

Alone at Home is a reasonably informative how-to film for kids who are, as you might imagine, alone at home. Don't miss the upcoming companion film for parents, Hire a Babysitter, You Idiots. Review here.

Reprinted "Pardon My Dust" note: The Great Rifftrax Renumbering Project(tm) proceeds apace. Thank you for your patience.