Grade Schools Are Pits of Disease and Pestilence

An unholy amalgamation of Macaulay Culkin and Emo Phillips.Welcome, won't you?

A Jaws 3 review is in process. In the meantime, head back on down to Rifftrax, where the short film du jour teaches us Safe Living at School, a subject that doesn't get nearly enough class time at Hogwarts. Grab it here.