Team Harpo

When did people start confusing 'sexy' with 'bored'?Welcome, won't you?

The Twilight Saga continues to wreak a bloody swath of destruction across the hearts of teenaged females and people of similar temperament. I'd call The Twilight Saga: Eclipse the best of the series thus far, but it would be a ridiculous statement, like talking up my favorite root canal. It implies quality, when all I'm doing is measuring the movies' relative levels of unpleasantness. The Rifftrax is good. Above average, even. At times it's a pity you have to watch the movie while listening to it. Review here.