Riding a Magic Train to School

Why didn't they photoshop someone's face onto Lucius?Welcome, won't you?

The Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix riff has been released, so head on down and grab it. If I remember correctly, this one is shorter than its predecessor, but is based on a longer book. Jumbled, incomprehensible hilarity ensues. Either that or oppression and soul-crushing despair. It's one of those, I'm sure. Good times.

Also, here's my review of Walking to School, in which children walk (are you ready for this?) to school. Of particular note is the part where the narrator cautions children not to accept rides from strangers because "they might be poor drivers". Wandering unaccompanied into a dark tunnel is okay, though.