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What does 'He tasks me' mean, anyway?
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My busy weekends often fill with offspring-related activities, keeping me away from the internet for days at a time. This weekend I missed the announcement for the Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Rifftrax, due out on April 12, 2011. Why, that means it comes out today! Maybe. Actually, it's almost close of business here in California and the Rifftrax still isn't released yet. Keep checking here, and maybe it will be before the end of the day.

Update: It's available now.